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THE MOUNTAIN HAS BEEN CONQUERED
Mount Monadnock has finally been conquered....Yes you read right....3 of my brave friends and myslef dared to climb the ferocious mountain and have lived to tell about it. In fact my fellow treker Claudio (who is also a shirpa) climbed the nastiest of all mountains with one treaded boot and one boot with totally worn rubber. You ask how did we do this....Well let me tell you. We had great motivation to stay alive. Even at our lowest point when the wolves were attacking us and even when Adam fell into the Gorge of Doom...we found it in us to trek onward. It took us many many months of training and hardwork. the Key to the mountain is Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches. If you have them in your bag you shall conquer the mean peaks of Monadnock. Without Fear there is no Courage....Right Claudio |
Pearls of Wisdom
Not much can really be said in this spot....I wish i could convey a great message that would inspire millions to do great things but when i think of what to say...i draw blanks. So i will just tell you a great tip I recently learned about my car....Your car will not break down if you have gas in the tank to make it run...Yes it is true gas makes your car run. So there is my great words of wisdom to you. Follow them and you will go far....literally |
I ATE THE PEPPER OF DOOM
On the same day I risked my life climbing the Great Mountain of Monadnock...I also tempted my life by eating the pepper of doom....yes....the Habenero Peper...Did you know that the habenero is 100 times hotter than the jalepeno. And i was brave enough to eat it. Immediatly after eating the death plant my face turned beat red like a stop sign. My mouth felt as if i had poured gasoline in it and set it on fire. I cried like a baby and all my friends laughed at me. I must of drank a gallon of water. I actually began to chew on wood that was how bad the burn was in my mouth. But when the log caughton fire i knew i had to stop chewing on it. But even after tempting my life with this pepper of doom I live to tell about it. Ha ha ah ha. Habenero peppers are staright from the underworld farmer himself. Lucifer. I do not recommend trying this pepper unless you have mexican heritage or you are brave and death defting like me. I warned you. The problems this pepper can cause cannot even be fixed wit Duct tape. |
I have a beeper. Oh yes a beeper
My parents have bought me a beeper. So now you can beep me with stupid messages by goin to www.archwireless.com. Then go to send a page. My page code is 5084263196. Then you can write nonsense to me and i will get it. Or beep me at 508-426-3196. I will call back
Hamfish
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Willie Nelson.....It's True
Well I guess i was way off the mark when I said that Garth Brooks turns women on....But I have truly found the one thing that all women want..and that is the man himself...MR Love...The Ral Ladies' Man......Willie Nelson. Ha ha ha... I have cracked the code. It is Willie Nelson.
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